"...You are nothing like a ninja. Ninja were bad." He's not up to the current ninja vs. pirate debate, but he did spend some time in Japan. She needs to give him a good current pop-culture education, sometime.

Connor tilts his head back to let her kiss his stubbly jaw and neck. Mmm she's warm, and he's got a stomachful of candy, and he just might fall asleep right here.