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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I caught a purse-snatcher who stole kairos_aether's purse (30 points). In November I bought porn for jelani (-10 points). In May I punched kalel_ofkrypton in the arm (-10 points). Last Tuesday I donated bone marrow to deathon_ahorse in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Monday I gave scotgyptaniard a kidney (1000 points). In January I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Sunday I helped iamthatduncan hide a body (-173 points). In September I put money in slayers_desire's expired parking meter (14 points). Overall, I've been nice (139 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly! Sincerely, Connor MacLeod

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Methos? Ramirez? I want my body parts back.
I don't want a doll, either.